The Official Piss On Feet Anthem


(music by Piss On Feet; lyrics by Papa Pig)

Piss On Feet, what a sight
Daddy Pig roars with all of his might
He shouts all day and he screams all night
He gives Mama Pig a real fright

Mama Pig is a real whore
She has sex so much, she can't walk anymore
She crawls around all day
Daddy Pig is turning gay

Baby Pig is a whiny meotch
Who has diaper rashes on his crotch
He poops and he stinks and one day
He'll make good sausage links

Hamm likes to jump in the sack
Afterwards he smokes a pound of crack
He's got too many diseases to say
And his penis has started to decay

This is the Piss On Feet life
Be careful, or Hamm will hump your wife


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