Papa Pig-Lead Vocals, Guitar
Mama Pig-Guitar, Deep Throat Vocals
Hamm-Bass
Baby Pig-Drums, Piggy Squeals
Formed in the barnyard of Uncle Jester's farm, Piss On Feet has
taken it's share of bad news. First, they were barnyard nomads, as
Uncle Jester no longer let them play in there, fore they were too
talented to be cooped up in a barn. On a quest to find a new barn,
they met a new friend, Bolethemo the Pig. Unfortunately, Bolethemo
was plagued with Tourette's Syndrome, and occasionally had outbursts
resulting in a hoof in her right ear. So as the band finally found
a place to settle in, it caught on fire, due to Baby Pig's disasterous
"Giant Flaming Drumset And Gong Of Death" idea. The only thing that
resulted was a burnt down barn and $25 worth of Tupperware destroyed.
(The gong survived...you know how those garbage can tops are.) After
Bolethemo became violently ill, Piss On Feet's world was turned upside
down. Their life became nothing more than a downward spiral of hate,
self-torment, and vegetarianism. This one is for you, Bolethemo!
