(music by Piss On Feet; lyrics by Mama, Papa, and Baby Pig)
In your heart, you will explode
The salt will rip your heart apart
Crackers are bad for you
Lots of fiber, but not lots of good things inside
Too much salt
Make your heart explode
You will die
Satan will come and reap the benefits of you eating crackers
So many crackers
Satan loves crackers
Your heart would explode
Explode, explode, explode, explode, explode
Your heart would explode
Your heart would explode
Devil
Satan has crackers of saltine and non-salted
He eats them with soup
Beef stew, pigs
Pigs and crackers and rabbits
Beef stew with crackers
You will burn in Satan's lair
I chipped a tooth on the microphone
I hurt myself because i ate crackers; and you will too
