I look like an inbred hillbilly cavedweller
The forest raped my mother; my daddy is my brother
I'm running this show now
My mother is a big fat cow
I am a hillbilly; you may think it's silly
I have a small willy!
I'm an undead version of George O'Keefe
With buck teef
I drink Moonshine everyday
Me and my brother just turned gay
I have a shotgun on my shoulder
I grab my 380-pound wife and hold her
I have season tickets to Nascar
(I like dem fast cars)
I chew a pound of Skoal a day
My pappy says it keeps the doctors away
I'll make you squeal like a piggy
(Piggy Squeals)
