I eat people here and there
I eat people everywhere
Undertakers bury me
Into a pool of sweat and boiling pee
I run and run as fast as I can
To catch the bastard Gingerbread Man
I ate that man, he was very good
I'm gonna eat Little Red Riding Hood
I eat people, real or not
I ate all nine members of Slipknot
I eat people that aren't even there
I ate the Boogieman's armpit hair
I followed Hanzel And Gretel's trail of bread
Neither one of them now has a head
I snuck into where Geppeto keeps Pinnochio
I popped out of his closet and yelled "Howdy Ho!"
Then I snapped off his nose to stir my muffin batter
Then I went after The Hare And The Mad Hatter
David Gilmore ran like hell
When he saw me coming with MY division bell
I eat people everyday
I eat some horses, and eat their hay
