I killed a bug
I smashed his head into the pavement
It thought it was better than me
Just because it had six legs
I stepped on a piece of glass and started bleeding
I thought it was the bug bleeding to death, but it was my toe
I took a magnifying glass and I made it burn in Hell
Satan loves bugs
Satan will punish that six-footed bastard
I killed a bug
I crushed its abdomen with my toe
Its body crunched as I crushed it
It crunched like when you step on cereal in the kitchen
An unexpected turn of events for this little insect
I'm gonna kill more bugs
I'm going to kill bugs
They will crunch as you crush them
I want all bugs dead
I love to kill bugs with my girlfriend
She always asks why they're so crunchy
I say I killed them myself and sauteed them
With some pee and dog biscuits
Lots of bugs
I hate bugs
I stepped on one
