(music by Piss On Feet; lyrics by Papa Pig and Baby Pig)
Abraham took a stroll down the lane
Bent over, made a candy cane
He smacked it with his dick and that's how
He made a Jesus stick
Isaac walked around with a monkey on his back
Woke up one day and smoked a bag of crack
It was a bad habit he had to kick
He just couldn't get off that Jesus stick
Joseph was a really holy man
He even prayed before he got on the can
Mary was one chick he couldn't lick
He said "Nah, man!" and pulled out his Jesus stick
Adam was the very first human
Ate the apple, God was fumin'
Adam said "God, you're a real prick"
And told him to suck his Jesus stick
