(music by Piss On Feet; lyrics by Papa Pig, Mama Pig, and Baby Pig)
Meerkat: Man, life of a meerkat's hard. Chillin in the desert; eatin
bugs with my thugs. We got them stupid gosshawks flyin around,
man. They don't know what's up. I'm gonna kick some, man.
They don't even understand us. We gonna take em down.
Gosshawk: Hahahaha. I'm going to get my meal today. Hahahaha. I'm
starving. I can't wait to eat my little meerkat. It'll
taste so nice on a platter of brain and testicles, and...
oh god, I missed him!
Meerkat: Man, what a meotch! He actually thought he was gonna kill
me? Man, he don't know what's gonna happen! Man, he better
not get my girlfriend; I knocked her up last week! She gonna
have my kids. I'm gonna tear him a new somethin or other.
I'm a meerkat, man. You don't know what I can take and what
I can do to you. I'll rip your feathers out of your...yeah.
I'll shove em where the sun don't shine for a gosshawk. You
come back, I'm gonna tear you a new one. Man, I live in the
desert, what!
Gosshawk: Now I'm really upset! I'm gonna eat you! I'm gonna rip off
your head! And your brains are gonna spill out of your nose!
And then your testicles will fall off! And I'll eat them too!
Like they're berries! And then, the little sauce that AAAHH!
Meerkat: Man, that gosshawk knows what's up! I told him...I told him
what was goin on...I went SMACK! That's right, meotch! I
told him to take off! Oh uh! Oh uh! It's Sysofix, man! It's
Sysofix! She's gonna get my girlfriend man! It's Sysofix!
Everybody run! Everybody run! It's Sysofix, she's coming! Run!
Here comes Sysofix!
Sysofix: SYSOFIX! I live in the desert of a far off land where the air
is hot but cool. I'm a walking abortion and a murderer. I ain't
nobody's fool. Down in the land where the rattlesnakes bite, you'd
run away if you saw me in sight. Kill! Kill! Kill! Satan is
coming to get you!
