I am a goat
My name is Oat
I'm a goat, dammit
I own a boat and a blue coat
One day I dug a moat
And I ripped off another goat's throat
He asked me "Am I gonna choke?"
So I grabbed off his bleeding throat, and my nasty blue coat
So I paddled around in my boat
Looking for another female goat
To have sex with in my boat, in my moat, in my nice blue coat
Cause I'm a goat
And my name is Oat
I am Oat, dammit!
I am a damn goat!
I am a goat!
I am a goat, my name is Oat
I have sex in my boat with another female goat
