(music by Piss On Feet; lyrics by Mama Pig, Papa Pig, and Baby Pig)
I walked into a bar
There was a vampire drinking tea
He was dipping something in it
It was not a bag of tea
I asked him what it was
It was a tampon
I asked the bartender "Can I have some tampon tea?"
He said "Yes"
I said "Yippie"
So I dipped the tampon in the tea
I got a tampon from your mother
And your mother's like 80
A very old woman's tampon
I love tampon tea
I love it
The devil loves tampons
Tampon tea is his favorite
You know this because tampon tea is the greatest drink of all time
You learned this; you know this
Tampon tea
The devil loves tampon tea
You know you want tampon tea
