I hate my teddy bear
It has pubic hair
My urine tastes like pretty flowers
My daddy is Austin Powers
I can't hide anywhere
From my teddy bear that has pubic hair
Everything around me smells
I have pee'd in 30 wells
I fart myself to sleep
My wooden penis was very cheap
I want to run from that teddy bear
And his crab-infested pubic hair
I don't know where to go
As his bloody urine begins to flow
I am scared of my teddy bear
And his nasty pubic hair
And golden underwear
I hate my teddy bear
